After just three months behind bars, Evil Dr. Bananabil has pulled off the unthinkable—he’s escaped from the world’s most secure prison, Alcatraz! Known for housing the most dangerous fruitkind criminals, Alcatraz was supposed to be the end of Dr. B’s reign of terror. But once again, he’s proven too slippery to contain.
Reports from inside the prison reveal that Dr. Bananabil spent weeks meticulously tunneling through his cell wall using a smuggled spoon made of hardened potassium alloy. From there, he crafted a makeshift raft from discarded fruit crates and paddled away under the cover of moonlight, his infamous smirk illuminated by the glow of a full moon.
One chilling photo shows Dr. Bananabil rowing toward freedom, clutching a stolen prison key as a trophy of his escape. Another image captures the moment he scaled the prison walls, determination etched into his peel.
The Fruit Kingdom Reacts
Panic is spreading as Dr. Bananabil’s whereabouts remain unknown. Banana sheriffs and fruit authorities have launched a full-scale manhunt, but the rogue banana has a knack for disappearing into the shadows. “This is a dark day for fruitkind,” said Sheriff Appleton. “We won’t rest until this villain is brought to justice.”
What’s Next?
As Dr. Bananabil regains his freedom, speculation mounts about his next move. Will he seek revenge on the fruit kingdom? Resume work on his Eternal Ripeness Elixir? Or disappear entirely, biding his time for the perfect moment to strike?
Stay tuned for updates on this developing story, and as always, keep those eyes peeled!
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